"There is a reason why mum's family is called the knife of Eire... or OH GODS NO THEY'RE COMING..." Kale said cheerfully.

"Yeah. Of certain parts of the castle. The older, historical parts that aren't used in everyday life. We've got some rooms mocked up to look like how they used to when the castle was built, and a museum of the history of Eire, the royal family."

Shoving his hand into a pocket he pulled out a his keys and showed her a key fob. It had a picture of the castle on one side and 'Castle Tara, Tara on the Hill' on the other. "We've even got a gift shop."