She is a weird kid. John cocks a smile at her. He likes weird kids, but come on, give him something to work with!

"Okay," he says, leaning back. He looks thoughtful for a minute. "Naw, that works. Yeah, I think we can work with that. So a boilersuit, nothing too tight, no heels, I'm thinking in... blue. It'll match your eyes."

See? He can totally do this girl talk thing. Wouldn't his sister be proud?