Chris has the almost uncontrollable urge to bash his head against the nearby wall. "See, this is why my family doesn't like you guys." And he took a deep breath, trying to get enough control to not kill the Elder. Or whatever this guy was. As far as Chris was concerned, if it acted like an Elder, and looked like an Elder, it was an Elder.

"Right. Okay then. And you're just.....walking. For kicks?

Yup, Piper was totally getting this guy.Although he might have to leave out the 'I think he's an Elder' part.