"I love how they feel the need to announce their plans to everyone before carrying them out. Don't they know it'll work out better if you just...do the thing?"
Again, applying logic to an inherently illogical situation. That's Jack's specialty.
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"I love how they feel the need to announce their plans to everyone before carrying them out. Don't they know it'll work out better if you just...do the thing?"
Again, applying logic to an inherently illogical situation. That's Jack's specialty.