"Practicalities," Natasha says, keeping her voice measured. "The crew provide us with rooms. There is temporary accommodation for the first few days, and you're restricted to that area of the ship and this room. Then there is a medical check, and you'll be assigned a room and a roommate. Once that's done, you'll have access to more of the ship.

You can request if you'd prefer to room with someone in particular, or if you'd prefer to room with a woman, or... things like that.

Secondly, food is also provided. You can ask the barstaff, or order something from that machine of there," and she points to the replicator. "That machine can also provide clean clothes.

As they are treating us as guests, we're not being charged for any of that. What they do ask for in return is that we keep the peace. And, the captain of this vessel is called Jean-Luc Picard. Head of Security is Whorf, main barkeeper is Guinan."

There's more, of course there is. But it is a lot to take in, even that much.

"If you get lost, ask the computer at the screen on the wall, and it'll direct you or show you a map.

Anything else off the top of your head?"