Both eyebrows go up at that. Nobody has worn little paper slips with your ass hanging out in her sickbay ever. But he just seems so gleeful about not having to be in one that she can't help a restrained laugh.

Beverly Crusher is Chief Medical Officer of the USS Enterprise-D, she does not giggle at mental images gotten in sickbay. Ever.

"No, no, that's far from necessary," she says, clearing her throat and recovering her decorum. Or most of it. "This is just a scan to make sure you're not carrying anything aboard we're not prepared for."