"Half-Vulcan who seems to prefer his Vulcan side to his human side. At least the one I know. Not sure about the one in your reality."

Brain sharing is ALWAYS weird. Alec never had a good experience with it.

"Good! It might be highly entertaining to make all the turbolifts play elevator music..."
Bad Alec. "He probably narrowed down the suspects with an 'who would be stupid enough to do this to me' and ended up with you."

No, probably not. Kirk is the sort of person where those things just bounce right off of him.