"Riiight. You're fine. That's why your limping. Naturally." Chris rolled his eyes and sighed. Guess not.

"I'm you're guardian angel." And then he put up his hands. "I'm not being flippant. Really. You're one of my charges. And no, I don't have a choice, no I can't just leave you alone. So, why don't you tell me what you did to your leg and then we can work on your 'i'm fine' issues."