It's about midday, the day after the pigs showed up to cause chaos, and that's when a loud beeping comes from all panels capable of transmitting comms signals.
A second later, a voice, and face, if you're near a viewscreen, pops up.
"Goood afternooon fellow passengers of the
USS Enterprise. Legendary Outlaw and Guardian of the Galaxy Star-Lord, here, interrupting your normally scheduled comm traffic to bring a very important announcement."
Seems like Mr. Quill isn't done with his hacking escapades... Except this one seems to have
worked.
"So... We seem to have a bit of a porcine problem, don't we? And, despite the
valiant efforts of our security teams, it doesn't seem to be gettin' any better, huh? Well. I got two words for ya..."
He bends out of the view of the feed, coming back up with a
bright yellow plastic gun."Nerf. Guns." He grins, obviously proud of himself. "Tried and tested. I figure it's more humane to blast 'em with foam bullets than vapourise the poor things... Even if I ain't had real bacon in a while. Plus, I'd hate to see one of these things end up in your fancy engine, or somethin'."
A pause.
"I know I ain't supposed to be hackin' into ships systems. I picked the least busy time in your subspace comms, and, hey, you folks don't make it a walk in the damn park. Anyway..." He scrubs the back of his head. "I'll make it easy for ya. Deck 7, Room 752. I ain't goin' nowhere, so, if you wanna toss me in jail, go right ahead."
And then a grin again.
"Until then, anyone who wants to Nerf it up, come on by. We got all kinds'a toys for just about everyone."
He's going to reach up and switch off the monitor. If Q wanted a show, fine. He was gonna get one... But no-one said nothing about other people not enjoying it. He grins to himself, clapping his hands together and turning to the replicator.
Things were about to get interesting.
((OOC: Open over the comms, in person, out and about shooting pigs... anything and everything. Come at me!))